<Fade in. The official Slam Masters theme, "He Got Game" by Public Enemy, plays. We now see the Sunday Night Slam Masters ring setup in the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas. We are watching the finale of the Vincent Maxim-Death Master match, as Maxim has pinned Master to remain in the NACW. The music cuts, and Steve White begins his intro>

Steve White: Welcome to NACW Sunday Night Slam Masters! As you can see, this is an action-packed show, and Vincent Maxim is remaining in the NACW, as he has defeated Death Master!

Dan Mazin: Well, I...

Tony Davis: Shut up, Mazin. We have so much to get to, so let's go to the ring.

Steve White: OK, well, next up we a great one between one veteran and another new guy. Tony, you know anything about this Jojo Fireball?

Tony Davis: All I know is one thing: He's going to need to do a hell of a lot to beat a man like Ken Coffin. If he loses though, he's out of a job, so he may have trained extra hard for this one.

Dan Mazin: You kidding me? The guy sucks! he warms up for every match with two pizzas and fifteen hot dogs!!

TD: Sounds like your pre-show meal Danny boy.

SW: Enough you two!!! Let's go to David Smith for the introductions before these two start pinching each other and calling each other names.

David Smith: This contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit and the referee for this match is Mikey Johnson. Introducing first, weighing in at 6'2", 232 lbs., led to the ring by Razor, here is......JOJO FIREBAAAALL!!!

((The lights in the arena begin to go out... A red light emerges in the darkness and engulfs the ring. Suddenly, "Fixxxer" by Metallica begins to play over the sound system. Smoke begins to roll out of the entrance way, then from the entrance tunnel walks Jojo Fireball, dressed in black Jnco wide-leg jeans, black steel-toe boots, a tight solid black T-shirt; tucked in, showing off his chest and biceps; Oakley Sunglasses, and a gold chain with a cross charm around his neck. Walking close behind him is his personal bodyguard, Razor; dressed in light blue Gap wide-leg jeans, light brown Sketcher combat boots, and a pair of Oakley Sunglasses... Jojo casually walks to the ring, totally focused on his upcoming bout. As he reaches the ring, he leaps over the top rope and climbs onto the second turnbuckle and raises his arms to the crowd. He leaps from the turnbuckle and begins to warm up for the match.))

DS: And his opponent, already in the ring, weighing in at 6'1", 242 lbs., here is.....KEN COOOOFIIIN!!!

DING DING DING!!!!

SW: Well, the match just started and already Coffin goes after Fireball with a running knee to gut..and another...and another! Coffin now sending Fireball to the ropes...Tilt-A Whirl Back Breaker!! Coffin picks up Jojo now, and he gives him a huge back breaker and Jojo is down and he looks hurt!!! Coffin now picks up Jojo once again, stands him up, goes for the dropkick, Jojo's coming to, Jojo catches Coffin and just throws him down!! Great power display by Fireball, who is making up for his weight disadvantage!! Fireball now running off the ropes...FLYING CROSS BODY!!! A Cover by Fireball ...ONE!!!!...TWO!!!!!....KICKOUT!!!!

TD: Man, this Jojo Fireball is really mounting a comeback here! Fireball now setting Coffin up... Atomic Drop!!! Fireball now is going to the top!!! Going for a Guillotine Legdrop....Coffin moved!!! Coffin somehow got out of the way and Fireball is now hurt and hurt badly!!! Coffin now is going for a top rope move of his own, going for a moonsault....HE CONNECTS!!! Cover by Coffin... ONE!!!!.....TWO....KICKOUT!!!!

DM: My man Kenny over there is showing everyone why he is just Golden!! Coffin now is going

for a Pump-Handle Slam.....BANG!!! What a beauty and now he's just playing with him!! Coffin

waiting for Fireball to get up, Coffin going for a running clothesline, Fireball ducks....FIREBALL

SUPERKICK!!! NO!!!! FIREBALL COVERS....ONE!!!......TWO!!!.....YES!!!! COFFIN KICKED OUT OF THE FIREBALL KICK!!!

SW: Fireball is now going to try to finish Fireball off!!! He picks him up, Going for the Fireball Suplex, Coffin fights out....CLOTHESLINED DOWN THOUGH BY FIREBALL!!! He's going for it again!!! He sets him up...AGAIN COFFIN POWERS OUT AND THIS TIME FIREBALL MEETS HIM WITH A DROP KICK!!!

TD: It looks like Fireball is trying to end it now!!! He's going for the Fireball Moonsault!! That shooting Star Press off the top....COFFIN MOVED YET AGAIN!!! WHAT FIGHT KEN COFFIN IS DISPLAYING HERE TONIGHT!!! COFFIN NOW IS ROLLING AROUND, HE'S UP!!!

DM: NOW COFFIN PICKS UP FIREBALL, A KICK TO THE GUT...STUNNER!!! A STUNNER BY COFFIN AND HE MIGHT HAVE JUST SNAPPED FIREBALLS NECK!! Jojo is down and he is not moving And now my man Ken is signalling For The Six Foot Under Spike!!! Razor is up on the apron now and Coffin pushes him off, but Fireball takes advantage of it!!! A Rollup by Fireball...ONE!!!!....TWO!!!...Thank god he kicked out again!!!

SW: Ken Coffin now looks furious!!! He's going outside!! What's he doing??? HE GRABS A CHAIR!!! HE'S GOING AFTER RAZOR WITH THAT CHAIR!! HE WINDS UP...BOOM!!! NO MORE SAVES BY RAZOR, HE JUST GOT MURDERED!!!

TD: Now the ref is on the outside checking on razor!! Coffin drops the chair and he gets back in the ring!!! He sneaks up behind Fireball!!! FIREBALL IS LOOKING AT THE REF!!! TURN AROUND!!! TURN AROUND!!!

DM: Coffin taps him!!! Fireball turns around, kick to the gut...SIX FOOT UNDER SPIKE!!!!! HE COVERS AND HERE'S THE REF AGAIN!!! .....ONE!!!!.... TWO!!!!...THREE!!! YES!! THE PIZZA GUZZLER MOJO JOJO OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS IS HISTORY!!!

SW: IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE DAN BECAUSE FIREBALL HAS NOT MOVED AN INCH SINCE THAT SIX FOOT UNDER SPIKE!!! The Medics are out and they are harnessing him to a strecther as Coffin is making his way back to the locker room laughing all the way!!! Now that is just dispicable.

DM: Hey, you win some, you lose some, don't cry over spilled milk Stevie Boy. Heh heh heh.

SW: Yeah, and don't call me Stevie Boy Dan.

DM: OK, Stevie Boy,

TD: Well, as Fireball gets carted off and these two trade insults, let's go to our next match.

Time of Fall: 4:42.

White: Yeah, what Tony just said...

Steve White: Now fans, we have a big treat for you as two great athletes battle it out here tonight. Antonio Castillo will face off against Darkfire. It should be a classic.

Dan Mazin: In what world are you living in Steve??? Castillo's going to lay the smack down on his candy ass.

Tony Davis: Wrong Rock you idiot.

DM: Hey, who you calling an idiot?

SW: Calm down you two!! We have a match to do, so let's go down to David Smith

for the introductions.

David Smith: This contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit, the referee is Jimmy Boz. Introducing first, weighing in at 6'2", 295 lbs., led to the ring by The Lovely Demona and Ash Fyredrake, here is.....DAAAARKFIIIIIRE!!!

(("The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson begins to blast as Deathfire, led by Demona and Ash come to the ring to a mild pop. He gets in the ring and warms up.))

DS: And his opponent, weighing in at 6'5", 259 lbs., here is...ANTONIO "THE ROCK" CASTIIIILLLLLLOOOOOO!!!!

(("Behold! The Nightmare" by the Smashing Pumpkins plays in the background as The Rock comes to the ring. He walks straight through the aisle, never taking his eyes off of Darkfire. He then slides into the ring and begins to give Darkfire some rapid fire punches as Demona and Ash scatter.))

DING DING DING!!!

SW: Well, Castillo isn't wasting anytime, he goes right at Darkfire even before the bell. Castillo now backs Darkfire into the corner, kick, and another, and a spin wheel kick and Darkfire is slumped down in the corner. Castillo now throws him out of the corner and Darkfire is wobbly. Castillo to the second rope....Tornado DDT off the second rope and onto Darkfire!!! Castillo now sends Darkfire to the ropes....Gorilla Press and down!!!! The 259 pound Antonio Castillo just Gorilla Pressed the 295 pound Darkfire! Now that is incredible!!

TD: Castillo now going to the top, Darkfire is up....Missile Drop Kick!! Cover by The Rock ....ONE....and only a one. Castillo now picks up Darkfire, going for a fisherman's suplex ....connects!! ONE!!!....TWO!!!!...and he barely kicks out!!! Castillo once again picks up Darkfire, going off the ropes, Flying Cross Body, He's caught by Darkfire...Fall Away Slam by Darkfire!! Darkfire now mounting a comeback...Pump Handle Slam by Darkfire!! Darkfire now stands up Castillo, sends him to the ropes...Sidewalk Slam!!! Cover by Darkfire....ONE!!!...TWO!!!...FOOT ON THE ROPES!! Nice awareness by Castillo there!!

DM: Yeah, well, that's because Castillo's the man!!! Darkfire now is calling for the end!! He drags Castillo to the middle of the ring.....THE DARK RISING!!! He has in the middle of the ring!!! Come on Castillo!!! Fight it!! Fight It!!!

SW: The ref is checking Castillo but he is not giving up yet folks!! The Rock is trying to fight his way over to the ropes!!! He's trying hard, yet to no prevail!! The Rock looks like he's out!!! The ref is checking him...The arm goes down once....twice..... thr...no!! Castillo is till alive!! Castillo is trying to overpower the big Darkfire now!! He's trying to push up....MY GOD!!! HOW DID THE ROCK DO THAT??? Antonio Castillo just somehow pushed hard enough where Darkfire's balance went of and Darkfire broke the hold!!!

TD: He might have broken the hold but it looks like it might have tired Castillo out too much because Darkfire is back up now and The Rock is still on his belly!! Castillo trying to get up, but Darkfire sends him back down and he reapplies The Dark Rising!!! it is not in the middle though, it's off to the ropes....Castillo gets to them!!!

DM: My man The Rock is really showing us why he's called it with all these comebacks!!

SW: Well, it may be over now though, because Darkfire is signaling for The Skull Cracker!! A kick to the gut.....Castillo backs him into the ropes though and it is broken, Castillo gets behind Darkfire....BULLDOG!!! They are both back up, attempted lariat by Darkfire, The Rock ducks....INVERTED RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!! Cover by Castillo....ONE!!!....TWO!!!... THR...KICKOUT!!! What a comeback by Castillo!!

TD: Castillo now is standing Darkfire back up, Demona gets on the apron!! She's trying to distract Castillo...MY GOD!!! SHE LIFTS HER BLOUSE AND CASTILLO NAILS HER!! Now Ash is up on the other side, he nails the big 400 pounder!! Darkfire is back up though, he comes at Castillo, Castillo with a kick to the gut....THE BIG HIT!!! Ash is back up though, and as Castillo went to cover, the ref got distracted!! Demona is as well back up, she takes something out of her purse, was that brass knucks?

SW: It sure looked like it, and Castillo does not realize it!! he goes to cover again... HE GETS NAILED!!! Darkfire nails him with the brass knucks!! Darkfire rolls over on top of Castillo, the ref comes back...ONE!!!...TWO!!!!....AGAIN CASTILLO FINDS THE ROPES!! Castillo is so good around the ring it is indescribable!! Darkfire now is back up, but he is still feeling the effects of that Big Hit. Darkfire now is once again going for his Skull Cracker!! He sets him up....kick to the gut....ONCE AGAIN CASTILLO GOES TO THE ROPES....POWER BOMB! Castillo has the most fight I've ever seen in one man before in my life. Castillo is setting Darkfire up, Demona and Ash are back up, Ash gets in the ring, he charges...BIG HIT BY THE ROCK ON ASH!! The Rock as well once again knocks down Demona and Darkfire is still woozy. Rock once again setting him up for what looks like a Powerbomb...HE GETS THE 290 LB. MAN UP....EAST RIVER DROP!!! COVER...ONE!!!...TWO!!! ...THREE!!! IT'S OVER!!!!

TD: What a match-up that was! I really don't like The Rock much but I have to give him credit, that was the best comeback I've seen in a long time.

DM: Hey Tony, like the Rock says, know your role and shut your mouth ya damn jabbroni.

TD: WRONG ROCK AGAIN YOU DUMB ASS!!

SW: Ignore them folks, they're children at heart.

Time of Fall: 5:38.

White: And we've got to take a commerical break. Stay tuned, though, because Crash Domino battles The Blue Streak...next!

<Commercial>

White: Our next match should be a great one, as the Light Heavyweight Championship is on the line. The returning Crash Domino is making a run at the belt held by upstart The Blue Streak. Streak won the belt in a four-way match, shockingly pinning Eddie Deegan to win the match.

Mazin: <cough cough> Jeremy Rhodes <cough cough> chair shot <cough cough>.

Davis: Shut up. Just shut up...

Mazin: When am I ever going to shut up, Tony?

Davis: When I knock you unconscious...

White: Guys, guys! Of course, we know little about what "Angel of Death" Crash Domino went through on his time off from the sport. It was rumored that he was pronounced clinically dead on September, but came back to life about fifteen minutes later. He was talking some nonsense about having a conversation with Jesus Christ, got up, left the room, and hadn't been seen until his time in the NACW Bad and Nationwide Royal Rumble matchup, when he appeared at #3.

Davis: I don't buy that for a second. And I also don't buy that he's going to be the Light Heavyweight Champion by the time this match is over. Streak showed us something when he came into the ring and outlasted three veterans like Ken Coffin, Eddie Deegan, and Jeremy Rhodes.

Mazin: He came from nowhere, and that's where he'll return when Eddie Deegan gets his hands on him again...

White: Let's go up to David Smith.

David Smith: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is set for one fall with a 60 minute time limit, and it is for the Light Heavyweight title!

<The lights go completely out, and "Back on Earth" by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play>

Smith: Introducing first, he weighs in at 216 pounds and stands at 5'9". He proclaimed to be a servant of Christ, and an Angel of Death. Please welcome..."Angel of Death" Crash Domino!

<The lights remain out, and the fans go completely nuts. When they come back up, there is a man with a hooded cloak on, holding his hands with his head down. He takes off the cloak, along with his crucifix necklaces. You see his black singlet, with the crucified Jesus Christ on the sides, and "my savior..." underneath in white. His kneepads and boots both have crosses on them, and on the back of the singlet is AoDCD. His music stops, and "You Get What You Give" by the New Radicals begins>

Smith: And his opponent, he weighs 135 pounds and stands 5'8". He is the Light Heavyweight Champion of the World. He is...The Blue Streak!

<Absolutely no reaction. In fact, most fans are looking at Domino, standing in silent prayer, head held down, in the corner, as Steve Deo checks for foreign objects. Streak, meanwhile, is jumping around in the aisle, with the Light Heavyweight title around his waist. Despite the fact that he is wearing a blue and yellow mask, he seems disappointed with the lack of crowd reaction. He stops, shakes his head, and then slides into the ring, handing the title to Deo. The music cuts. Deo hands the belt to Smith, checks Streak, and then gets the belt back and holds it up in the air. The fans react, Domino holds his head up, and flips his hair back so that you can see his beard. The bell rings>

White: And Domino stands in the corner, holding his hands, and staring at The Blue Streak. Domino slowly walks to the center of the ring, and stands there.

Davis: Streak looks scared. He's in the ring with a cult legend, and a man who thinks Jesus Christ talks to him. At least Domino's heart is in the right place.

Mazin: Domino motions with his right hand that he wants Streak to move forward, and Streak goes to the center, talking some crap to Domino.

White: Domino is just looking at the cocky rookie as he's getting insulted. Domino looks at the rookie, and now...offers his hand? Domino wants to shake the rookie's hand! Streak looks at the hand...and slaps the taste out of Domino's mouth!

Davis: Uh oh...

Mazin: Domino doesn't look happy with that. Wait...he's moving his hand. Guys, he just read Streak his last rites! Streak has been read his last rites!

Davis: That won't be good for the rookie.

White: Streak just flipped Domino off! Streak now off the ropes and tries a shoulder block, but the stocky Domino takes him down with ease! Streak slams right into the mat, and Domino quickly applies a bow-and-arrow submission! Domino isn't wasting any time!

Mazin: Domino bending Streak on his knee, using a rough hold. Domino is now placing his head on the back, now using his head and knees to place pressure on the lower back area.

Davis: Domino now leans back, using a shootfighting hold on this kid, and he's stretching him! Domino has a bow-and-arrow surfboard on Streak!

White: Domino is placing the hand over the mouth to prevent the rookie from quitting too quickly, as Domino probably wants him to suffer. Domino lets him go, and it telling him to get up.

Davis: Streak gets up, stares at Domino, and charges again, but Russell catches him and blasts him with a t-bone suplex! Domino awaiting Streak to get up, and Streak does so. Domino has him in a Soviet suplex position, locks the hands, lifts him up, and throws him over his head! Streak landed right in his head!

Mazin: Domino looks like he's heading to the Mercy Point! This will be record time if he can finish him off early! We're only 90 seconds in!

White: Domino laces the legs through the spaces from the arms and sides, which places Streak in a war special type hold, and then locks on the back, applying pressure to the lower back. Domino now locks his hands underneath the chin...and digs into the throat! That's the Mercy Point! Domino places the thumbs over the nostrils, and leans forward!

Mazin: That's one of the most complex chokeouts ever! The rookie...he can't tap, his arms can't be checked! His can't breath from his mouth, as the mat blocks that, and he can't breathe from his nose! He's also being choked with the hands, his shoulders are being pulled back, and his lower back is being snapped in half!

Davis: Deo's checking...he's checking the rookie...he's calling for the bell! The rookie has submitted!

Smith: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of this match, at record time of 1:37, and *new* Light Heavyweight Champion of the World, as a result of a submission..."Angel of Death" Crash Domino!

White: Domino releases the hold, and he's the new Light Heavyweight Champion! I don't think the fans realize just how dangerous that move is! It looks like a modified camel clutch, but it's so much more. Domino is working on five areas in one hold: he's got his thumbs over the nose, stopping breathing from there; he's got the mouth against the mat, stopping breathing there; he's got the palms under the chin and into the throat, cutting off the windpipe; he's got his stocky legs pulling back on the shoulders; and he's even got the feet pushing on the lower back, applying pressure there. If you don't quit soon, you'll stop breathing.

Davis: And unless you are really strong, you can't break that hold, because Domino locks his hands and feet so the arms and hands can't help.

Mazin: That's just rough.

White: We've got a new Light Heavyweight Champion, and we'll be back after this commercial break.

Time of Fall: 1:37.

White: Looks like Domino's got the microphone. Let's see what he has to say.

"Angel of Death" Crash Domino: My Lord always told me never to hold material possessions above the faith for the Lord. This Light Heavyweight title means next to nothing to me. However, there is a matter of my name. When I was Crash Domino, I was a sinner. Now, I have repented, and I have become the servant of Christ, so I shed my sinner's name in favor of my real name. I am the "Angel of Death" Stefanie Stevens. My Lord, Jesus Christ, would be proud of me.

<Commercial>

Davis: Stefanie Stevens? What the hell?

Mazin: Who knows.

White: Television Title match is next!

David Smith - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

David Smith - This match is for the Television title [Thunder Kiss '65 by White Zombie plays

throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle weighing 211 He is "Theee Looobooo"

Jeeereeemy Rhooodeees!!!

["The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes makes his way to the ring.]

David Smith - And his opponent, ["The Bomb" Ian Bradley steps out of the entrance area, the

pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, accompanied by Rebecca Bradley, weighing 305 pounds, he is the Television champion, "Theee Booomb" Iaaan Braaadleeey!!!!!!!!!!!

["The Bomb" Ian Bradley walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Dan Mazin - Kick to the stomach by The Lobo sends Bomb Bradley down! Cover by "The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes ...1 ...2 ... Steve Deo is pointing to the ropes Ian has his foot on the ropes!

Steve White - He's not gonna get it this early.

Dan Mazin - Ian Bradley is stumbling to his feet. Rhodes kicks him back down!

Steve White - Rhodes lifting "The Bomb" Ian Bradley into position for a piledriver...NO back body drop by Ian!!!

Dan Mazin - Bradley hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Rhodes! Those are devastating!!! They're punching it out, "The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Bradley counters with a right of his own! Down goes The Lobo! The Lobo moving back to his feet "The Bomb" Ian Bradley scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Bradley with the hair of The Lobo.

Tony Davis - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Steve White - Rhodes tries to get back to his feet.

Dan Mazin - Running clothsline knocks Bomb Bradley down hard!! Ian comes down across the back of Jeremy with a double axe handle!!

Tony Davis - Ian hops back to his feet. "The Bomb" Ian Bradley picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! What an awesome match!!!!

Steve White - Cover by Ian Bradley ...1 ...2 ... Steve Deo is pointing to the ropes The Lobo has his foot on the ropes!

Dan Mazin - "The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes hops back to his feet. Quick set up for a neckbreaker, "The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes pulls it off and drops Ian like a bad habit.

Tony Davis - Rhodes with a lateral press Steve Deo ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Steve White - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Dan Mazin - Ian moving to his feet. The Lobo kicks him back down! Bomb Bradley is stumbling.

Tony Davis - Rhodes lifting Ian into position for something. He devastated Bradley with a huge DDT!!!

Steve White - Pinning combination by Rhodes ...1 ...2 ... Bradley kicks out. We almost had a pin there! Rhodes out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! "The Bomb" Ian Bradley went down quick! Ian moving back to his feet "The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Dan Mazin - "The Bomb" Ian Bradley moves slowly to his feet. Here comes Rhodes with a running clothesline...

Tony Davis - Ian ducks and counters with a clothesline of his own!!!

Steve White - Rhodes hops back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends "The Bomb" Ian Bradley to the mat!

Tony Davis - Bomb Bradley climbing back to his feet, The Lobo moves in... Vertical Suplex! Quick cover by "The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes "The Bomb" Ian Bradley kicks out before the one count!

Steve White - Bradley moving to his feet. Rhodes tackles him! "The Bomb" Ian Bradley his getting hit with rights and lefts. Wait!!! Ian rolls him over and now he is hitting Jeremy with some rights and lefts to the head!!! Talk about action!!!

Tony Davis - Rhodes with a kick below the belt, but referee Steve Deo doesnt see it. The cover the count...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Steve White - That had to be two and a quarter!!

Dan Mazin - Ian climbs back to his feet. Bradley kicks Rhodes in the gut. Ian picks him up and dumps The Lobo on his head!

Tony Davis - Ian goes for an elbow drop...Rhodes rolls out of the way and now he up to his feet. Ian stands up and goes after The Lobo!!

Dan Mazin - They're punching it out, "The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Bomb Bradley counters with some lefts and rights of his own! Jeremy Rhodes is stumbling. Single arm DDT and down goes Rhodes.You liked that you didnt ya Tony?

Tony Davis - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Lobo is ROCKED with a big elbow drop from Ian!

Steve White - "The Bomb" Ian Bradley comes down across the back of Rhodes with a double axe handle!! The Lobo just can't make it to his feet!

Tony Davis- Ian know goes over to Rebecca and whispers something in her ear. Rhodes is getting up slowly. Ian rolls back into the ring. Wait!!! Rebecca is now up on the apron and is distracting the referee!

Dan Mazin - Get her down from there!!!

Steve White - Ian just pulled something out of his pants. Rhodes is back to his feet and is heading over towards Steve and Rebecca. Ian goes up behind him, turns him around and BOOM!!! Ian just clocked The Lobo with brass knuckles. Rhodes is out cold. Ian slides the brass knuckles back in his pants and turn the ref around. The cover, the count ...1....2.....3!!!!!!

Tony Davis - Heh once again Rhodes gets what he deserves.

David Smith - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and still Television champion... "Theee Booomb" Iaaan Braaadleeey!!!!

Time of Fall: 7:26.

Davis: The cocksucker gets what he deserves. He's lucky I can't walk...

White: U.S. title match!

White: Well it's time to see our new United States Champion in action....

Mazin: I hate this guy!!!! He me los.......uh NOT lose fifty bucks. It's a good thing The Nameless Tragedy can beat him or else I'd NOT be out another fifty dollars.

White: Are you not betting?

Mazin: Right I'm NOT betting fifty dollars on The Nameless Tragedy!

Davis: Then I guess I'll not bet 50 dollars on Wayne!

White: Good for you guys but I'm not NOT going to bet today. Anyway Let's get to the ring announcer for the introductions.

<"Psycho Man" by Black Sabbath blairs over the loud speakers and the crowd begins to boo with a few cheers here and there.>

Announcer: This match is schedule for a thirty minute time limit and is for the NACW United States Heavyweight Title. And your referree is Mikey Johnson. Making his way to the ring he stands 6'3'' and weighs in at 254 pounds he is the challenger he is The Nameless Tragedy!!!

<The Nameless Tragedy walks out slowly and finally gets to the ring and sits over in the corner and waits. Then "12" by the Insane Clown Posse blares over the loud speakers. And the fans explode.>

Announcer: And standings 6'5'' and weighing 285 he is YOUR United States Heavyweight Champion Insane Wayne!!!

<Wayne comes out with the little doll and walks slowly then lifts up the doll and "doll" chants start. After a little of that he runs to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope and places the doll in the corner.>

White: And now both of our combatants are in the ring and The Nameless Tragedy tries a sneak attack on Wayne. He's throwing lefts and right's and backs Wayne into a corner.

Mazin: That's my boy! He tries for an irish whip out, but Wayne reverses it and sends him into the corner and follows up with a clothes line. Wayne grabs him by the hair and sends him face first into the turn buckle. And again, and again, he isn't stoping!

Davis: 10, 11 ,12, 13, 14, 15!! 15 headshots to the turnbuckle and I think Tragedy broke his nose or injured it because blood is spewing out of that thing. Wayne turns him around and catches him with a northern lights suplex. Wayne pulls him back up and grabs him in a front face lock.

White: It looks like his going to the top. Tornado DDT! and The Tragedy is down. And now it looks like Wayne is gonna work the crowd some!

<Wayne grabs the doll and goes and stands on the corner and raises it up and the crowd begins the chant "Doll".>

Mazin: And the Tragedy's back up.....he's behind Wayne and Oh! A low blow! Wayne is down and looks to be in pain. Tragedy picks up Wayne by the hair. Irish whip, Wayne hits the ropes and somersaults, punch to the stomach and tragedy's doubled over.

Davis: Wayne off the ropes with a bulldog! Wayne picks Tragedy back up and goes to the outside and grabs a chair. He hits Tragedy with a left hook and sends him back down to the mat. Wayne set's up the chair in the middle of the ring.

White: The Insane one pulls up Tragedy by his hair. He looks to the crowd and smiles......facebuster on the chair!!! Wayne is torchering this guy. I think he just wants to send the message out o tall the guys in NACW that he is no joke.

Mazin: Well I think he's not to be taken likely but then again he barely beat Hall and I'm sure he'll want another shot at the title along with some greats here.

Davis: Anyway back to action now. Insane Wayne sends The Nameless Tragedy into the corner. He picks him up and puts him on the top rope. Wayne all the way to the top too!!!! I think this is the begining of the end!!! Wayne picks him up.....SPLASH MOUNTAIN POWERBOMB!!!! I think Tragedy's hurt!

Mazin: Blood is all over him and the ring and it doesn't look like he is gonna be gettin up anytime soon. But no matter what Wayne has dominated this whole match and has toyed with this man the whole time just to be a show off why doesn't he just........

White: Wayne's calling for it! He's calling for the Str8 Jackit!!!! Wayne's got him in it!!! He's pulled him to the ground! Mikey Johnson asking if he quits! And the Tragedy screams it!!!! Yes, Im NOT another 50 dollars richer!

Mazin: I know bitch I crossed my fingers!

White: That's ok we'll be alone later and then.......

Davis: Um ok can you all shut up now we have another match to do. Insane Wayne with the victory here on NACW Sunday Night Slam Masters.

Time of Fall: 9:20.

White: We're supposed to say something here, but I can't think of anything. Let's go to commercial.

<Commercial>

DAVID SMITH- "Coming down to the ring area, weighing in at 267 pounds, standing 6'7", this is the challenger to the number one contender spot... SHAUN "THE SCOTTISH MONSTER" McWHIRTER!"

[McWhirter steps through the curtain, one arm in the air, slowly walking down the aisle. He's in loose black windpants with "TSM" down each side, no shirt, and a green and black trimmed fisherman hat. He continues to step to the ringside area, ignoring his mixed reaction he's getting ready to get down to business in the middle of the ring.]

[As McWhirter steps into the ring, all of a sudden "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play over the loudspeaker.]

DAVID SMITH- "AND NOW COMING DOWN TO THE RING AREA, weighing in at 278 pounds and standing at 6'11", the current number one contender to the NACW world heavyweight championship, "BIG DOG" Justin Russell!"

[The roof absolutely explodes off the arena with the massive fan pop. Justin steps through the curtains, his hair all in shambles-not dreaded up like it normally is- and he is rightfully pissed off. He storms the ring like a flash, and takes over the ring as McWhirter slides out the ring when Russell storms it.]

White: "The intensity is booming inside Justin Russell! He really wants Russell!"

Mazin: "McWhirter will kick the crap out of him. You know he'll screw it up."

Davis: "Russell is a competitor. From the beginning of his career, he's always been at the top of the card."

White: "Well, McWhirter is sliding into the ring now, and he's ready to go, but I think he wants to mess with Russell's mind first."

Davis: "He's playing with his hair in the corner now, and he refuses to let the ref check him to allow the bell to ring."

Mazin: "And Russell's chomping at the bit here to get into this."

White: "And now, finally, McWhirter allows the bell to ring, and Russell's running in!"

Mazin: "DROP TOE HOLD! RUSSELL'S HEAD SMACKED INTO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!"

Davis: "McWhirter is not going to screw this one up... he puts his foot behind Russell's knee, lifts, and smacks it into the ground! Russell's still bruised up from that battle royal."

White: "McWhirter now pulls him to the center of the ring, lifts the knee again, and drops the elbow over it!"

Mazin: "Now he lifts Russell, shoves him in the corner, knifeedge chop! Yet another! And another! That's McWhirter for you!"

White: "But Russell chops back! McWhirter open hand! Russell knifeedge! McWhirter open hand! Russell open hand! Russell open hand! Russell open hand, kick to the gut, knee lift! McWhirter to the ground!"

Davis: "Russell's getting pumped, but McWhirter springs right back to his feet! Russell clothesline him on back down, however!"

Mazin: "This isn't good... not at all... McWhirter stands, but he's groggy, and Russell clotheslines him right back down!"

White: "McWhirter stands again, but he seems out on his feet! Russell tosses the arm of McWhirter over his shoulder, vertical suplex position, BRAINBUSTER! And there's a cover!

1....

2....

NO!"

Davis: "Russell lifts McWhirter back up, hits the ropes, comes back with a Five Arm attempt, McWhirter rolls away!"

Mazin: "McWhirter is on a knee, holding his head, and Russell is facing down on both knees. McWhirter stands, and punts Russell's head with his boot!"

White: "McWhirter lifts Russell again, side headlock, runs across the ring, BULLDOG!"

Mazin: "Now McWhirter on the 2nd rope, dives off with an elbow, nailed it in Justin's sternum!"

Davis: "And a cover!

1....

2....

NO!"

White: "McWhirter arm bars Russell, and lifts him in that position, spins him, wastelock, reversal, RUSSELL WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! RELEASED!"

Mazin: "Night of 1,000 reversals..."

Davis: "Russell drops a leg around the throat of McWhirter, and McWhriter slides out of the ring."

White: "Russell hops out the other way, and sprints after McWhirter! He catches McWhirter with a clothesline, and lifts him back up immediately! He grabs the arms, attempts tossing him to the steel, but it's reversed! McWhirter follows in with avalanche!"

Davis: "Russell crumbles to the floor, as McWhirter slides back into the ring! And the count is on Russell!"

Mazin: "He's getting back in. He's Justin Russell. Remember? He never dies? That what you were saying, Davis."

Davis: "He'd kick your ass..."

White: "Anyhow... Russell is up, he slides into the ring, and McWhirter lays the boots to him before he can even slide all the way in!"

Mazin: "Russell's getting his back caved in under the ropes, and McWhirter is just relentless!"

White: "Mikey Johnson is trying to pull him off, but McWhirter would rather kick his face into the mat!"

Davis: "But he pulls back after Mikey Johnson literally stands between the wrestlers. McWhirter makes his way back over to Russell, goes to lift him by the hair... SMALL PACKAGE BY RUSSELL!

1...

2...

McWHITER'S BACK IS TOUCHING THE ROPES!"

White: "So close, too. Yet his back was touching the ropes for all two and a half seconds, Mikey Johnson just almost missed it."

Mazin: "Blah blah blah... Shaun knows what he's doing in there. He'll get out of it, no matter what it takes."

Davis: "Don't be so sure..."

White: "Anyway, McWhirter back to his feet, and Russell is on a knee, McWhirter walks over, Russell with a single leg! McWhirter falls, and Russell gets up! McWhirter rolls over and stands up!"

Mazin: "Both men at a vertical base! McWhirter charges with a clothesline, but Russell ducks! Turns, kicks McWhirter in the gut, Russell to his knees, right to McWhirter's jaw! McWhirter into the corner!"

White: "Russell follows him in, grabs te shoulders, MONKEY FLIP! Russell to the second rope!"

Davis: "He leaps, elbow to the gut!"

Mazin: "Russell's now calling for a Dog Bite Piledriver! Damn it Shaun, damn it!"

White: "Russell lifts McWhirter... THUMB TO THE EYES! WHAT TRASH! McWhirter now dropkicks Russell into the ropes!"

Davis: "McWhirter follows him up, by clipping the front of the knees! Russell tumbles over toward the center of the ring!"

White: "And McWhirter quickly follows up with a knee to the knees of Russell!"

Davis: "But he hurt himself, too."

Mazin: "No pain, no gain. C'MON SHAUN! TAKE THE DOG OUT!"

White: "McWhirter back up, spinning toe hold! And again! Russell's knee has to be fading soon enough!"

Mazin: "You're DAMN right!"

Davis: "McWhirter stands up, and drops an elbow on the knee of Russell! Now McWhirter stands on the 2nd rope, and flexes toward the fans!"

White: "He goes back to Russell, lifts him up, vertical suplex attempt, blocked! McWhirter tries again, Russell knees him in the gut, DDT!"

Mazin: "Both men down!"

Davis: "Double count, but Russell just rolled and grabbed the bottom rope!"

White: "He pulls himself to a knee, McWhirter holding his head on the mat! Russell now is up, he walks over to McWhirter, lifts him, tosses him to the ropes, big boot to the face!"

Mazin: "He lifts McWhirter again, scoop, McWhirter kicks out his legs, and trying to escape he booted Mikey Johnson in the nose! HA!"

White: "But Russell completes the slam!"

Davis: "He's covering, but there's no ref.... awwww, crap."

White: "Not now..."

Mazin: "Billy Classon is coming down, world title in his hand! Justin Russell is going down!"

Davis: "Classon hops in, and catches Russell in the head with the world title belt!"

White: "Son of a bitch! Get him out of there!"

Mazin: "Classon now scaling the ropes, and there's the DECAPITATOR!"

White: "Russell is finished! He can hardly breathe and he was busted wide open from that title belt shot!"

Davis: "But there's still no ref to make the count!"

White: "Classon is rolled on top of McWhirter by Classon!"

Davis: "And Classon looks out to the aisle way... HE'S LEAPING OVER THE TOP AND RUNNING INTO THE CROWD!"

White: "CHAMELEON IS RUNNING DOWN!"

Mazin: "DAMN! There's still no ref!"

White: "Chameleon rolls in the ring, lifts McWhirter... IDENTITY CHECK! IDENTITY CHECK! IDENTITY CHECK! RUSSELL IS RECLAIMING HIS NUMBER ONE POSITION!"

Davis: "Chameleon now rolls Justin on top!"

Mazin: NO! NO! Johnson is shaking the cobwebs!"

All Three announcers: "ONE!!"

All three again: "TWO!!"

All three, with the crowd chiming in: "THREE!"

[All of a sudden, the place explodes with love for Justin Russell]

White: "That's it! Justin did it! He's going to Ultimate Jeopardy II!:

Mazin: "NO! JOHNSON IS HOLDING UP TWO FINGERS!"

Davis: "The son of a bitch is right! It was a two and ninety-nine one hundreths!"

Mazin: "Russell stands, checks his head, lifts McWhirter, sets him up for a side slam... SPINS IT INTO A POWERSLAM!"

Davis: "Another Russell Special! Cover!"

Entire Arena: "ONE!!

TWO!!!

THREEEEE!"

White: "And that one was for real! Ladies and gentlemen, Russell is your number one contender for the championship of the world! Little Billy Classon is in trouble!"

Davis: "The best part of this is... WE STILL HAVE ANOTHER MATCH UP!"

DAVID SMITH- "Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and the number one contender of the world... "BIG DOG" JUSTIN RUSSSSSSSSSELL!"

Time of Fall: 21:59.

White: A big win for Justin Russell, and he remains the #1 contender to move on to Ultimate Jeopardy II to fight that son of a bitch Billy Classon for the World Title. You think back to all of the pay-per-views that have been headlined with huge matches, like Russell-Garcia, "The Lobo"-Soriano-Daniels, Master Edge-Jason Deegan, and so many more. This one is right up there with some of the best.

Davis: Hey, Steve, Dan. Check out who's at ringside.

Mazin: That's Jesse Camp, Carson Daly, and Dave Holmes! These three were supposed to be at Bad and Nationwide, but they missed their flight! Get Ross Howard out there!

<Just like that, Ross Howard trots out>

Ross Howard: Guys, you were supposed to be at Bad and Nationwide, but you missed your flight, so now, you are here in Austin, Texas. Exactly why are you here?

Carson Daly: Well, there's a matter of a problem with Jesse Camp and that one big wrestler dude. You know, the one in the ring?

Dave Holmes: Justin Russell. The one who wore the shirt that said "Fuck Jesse Camp."

Daly: Yeah, that's the guy. So, anyways, we got Jesse trained, and we're going to have him kick Justin Russell's ass.

<Meanwhile, Russell, who hasn't left the ring, gets a microphone and begins to speak>

"Big Dog" Justin Russell: Okay, so you trained that skinny stoned freak trained to take a chance to go off the rails from this crazy train, huh?

Jesse Camp: Hey, yeah, yo, man, we're always ready to take a right on a crazy train, man, just like we wanna go to the dope show. I'll take you on, bro.

Russell: First off, Campy, I ain't your "bro." Second, if you want some, in the words of Scott Hall, don't sing it, bring it.

<Russell plunks the microphone down and motions for Camp, Holmes, and Daly to get into the ring. The three do so, and then, Garrett Kulash sprints down to the ring and picks up a microphone, just as Camp enters and gets in Russell's face.

Garrett Kulash: Wait, guys, wait a second. There's no need for unprovoked violence...unless you really hate stoners.

<With that, Kulash lays a hard right hook on Camp that sends him back. Camp tries to strike Kulash, but then Russell attacks Camp>

White: And Justin Russell lifts up Jesse Camp...military press! Russell drops Camp throat-first on the top rope, and...gives him the same move as he gave Shaun McWhirter, that side slam into a powerslam! Dave Holmes has a microphone as Camp is convulsing onto the mat...

Holmes: Man...do you realize how much I wanted to see that fake-ass son of a bitch get his ass kicked since he took that $75,000 that should be rightfully mine?!

<Holmes hands the microphone to Daly and then begins laying the boots to Jesse Camp. Russell picks him up and lands another side slam into a power bomb. Holmes takes the microphone and begins to imitate Camp>

Holmes: Look, yo, I got my ass kicked by a really big guy! Looks like I don't need to pretend to be messed up anymore!

<Russell and Holmes high-five as Kulash kicks Camp in the ribs. Meanwhile, Carson Daly just stares at a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt that he keeps in his wallet. However, Shawn Coats, the commisioner of the NACW, steps out of the entrance and begins to speak>

Shawn Coats: Hold on, hold on. First off, stop beating up that stoned moron.

<Kulash picks up Camp and throws him out of the ring, where he is helped back by medical personnel. Holmes and Daly leave the ring and return to their seats>

Coats: Now, Justin Russell, he came into that ring and challenged you. Self-defense. I can't punish you for that. However, Garrett Kulash has done several things that have pissed me off. He's let just about everything go in that ring. That is way, Garrett, your referee's license has been suspended for three weeks. Unless you care to participate in that ring as a wrestler, you have no business there. So...get out of my ring.

<Coats walks out, and Kulash takes the microphone>

Kulash: Yeah, yeah. Big deal. Suspend me. I don't care! You can suspend me if you wish, but I'm going to make my presence felt. You can bet your house on that!

<Commercial>

White: It's main event time! It's time for a tag team title match between The Cult and the Deegans. Guys, what do you think?

Mazin: I like the Deegans. Harbringer and Kenny Smith are no match for these guys.

Davis: I agree with Dan. That's a shock.

White: I don't know. The Cult looked pretty impressive in that tag team match. Let's head up to David Smith!

David Smith: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is set for one fall, with a 60 minute time limit, and it is for the NACW World Tag Team Championship! It is the main event of the evening. Your referee is NACW Senior Referee Mikey Johnson.

<"Shoots and Ladders" by Korn begins to play>

Smith: Introducing first, they are the challengers. They weigh in at 484 pounds, combined, and are accompanied to the ring by Jimmy Maxim and NACW World Champion "Superbeast" Billy Classon. Here are...Jason "Icefire" and "El Diablo" Eddie...the Deegans!

<The door opens up to a loud heel pop as Jimmy Maxim walks out first, in a snappy Armani suit. He has the typical agent's haircut. Following is "El Diablo" Eddie Deegan. Eddie is dressed in red trunks with "Diablo" down each side in black letters, along with black boots. Jason "Icefire" Deegan then steps out. Jason is attired in a black Smashing Pumpkins shirt and baggy jeans, along with Doc Marten boots. Finally, "Superbeast" Billy Classon walks out, carrying the large NACW World Title, which weighs at least 25 pounds. He is wearing the new "Superbeast" shirt, and blue jeans. They get down to the ring and their music cuts in favor of "Turniquet" by Marilyn Manson>

Smith: And now, their opponents. They weigh in at 555 pounds, combined, and they are accompanied to the ring by Johnny Douglas. They are the reigning NACW World Tag Team Champions...Harbringer...Kenny Smith...the Cult!

<The door opens again, and Harbringer and Kenny Smith walk out. They are dressed identically, as both are wearing red leather pants and motocross masks. Johnny Douglas is carrying both Tag Team Title belts. They enter the ring, the music cuts, and the bell rings after Johnson makes the customary weapons search>

White: This looks like he's going to be big, as Kenny Smith will be starting out against Jason Deegan. Both veterans will be starting for their teams.

Davis: Eddie's pretty experienced too, and they both have brain power. Smith and Harbringer are morons.

Mazin: Jason and Smith lock up, and Jason pushes Smith right down! Jason is incredibly strong, but he's also got a weakness; his back.

White: Jason delivering some hard shots to the gut now, working over young Kenny Smith with some brutal fists, and now, he's landing a few chops to the chest. Smith is pinned in the corner, and Jason is giving him a little lesson in violence.

Mazin: Jason headbutts Smith, and now Smith is trying to fight back, but Jason smacks him in the shoulder. Jason lifts Smith up on the turnbuckles, and he looks like he's going to go for a superplex!

White: Jason has him up, and he's about to lift, but Smith knocks him off with a punch, and Jason goes crashing to the canvas! Smith gets into a good position, and drives the point of the elbow right into the temple of Jason, and now he gets into a cover!

Mikey Johnson: One...two...

Davis: And Jason gets the shoulder out, but he looks a little hurt, as he's holding the side of his head. Smith gets him up by the hair and tags in big Harbringer!

White: Harbringer is the bigger member of the Cult, but he's also the most inexperienced. Harbringer slams a few forearms into the side of Jason's head where Smith landed that elbow.

Mazin: Harbringer lifts up Jason and slams him down. Harbringer is off the ropes, and he tries what looks to be like a really bad elbowdrop, but Jason moves! Jason rolls over and tags in Eddie!

Davis: Harbringer's getting back up, and Eddie nails a picutre perfect standing dropkick right onto the clavicle! Smith runs in, and he gets blasted with a flying forearm!

White: Eddie waves Jason in, and they nail a double vertical suplex on Harbringer! Eddie is motioning something to Jason...double dropkick by the Deegans on Smith?! Jason Deegan attempted a dropkick!

Davis: Harbringer is back up, and he gets sent over the top with a double clothesline from the Deegans! Smith is moving towards them now, and he gets the same fate on the other side!

Mazin: The Cult scrambles out to the floor to regroup, but Billy Classon hands Jimmy Maxim his World title and goes right for Johnny Douglas! Classon runs...leaps...and takes Douglas out with a tumbleweed insiguri! Classon's giving a little helping hand to Smith in getting back in the ring, as Jason has exited.

White: Now this isn't right. Billy Classon should not be out there by any means. He is not a manager.

Mazin: Yeah, but he's keeping Johnny Douglas out of this match!

White: Still, any time the Cult gets out of the ring now, they have to worry about Classon and Jimmy Maxim now.

Mazin: So you're saying the Deegans don't have to worry about Johnny Douglas, even if Classon and Jimmy Maxim weren't there?

White: No, that's not what I'm saying, but...

Mazin: You're a damn hypocrite, you know that?

Davis: I second the motion.

White <now quite embarassed, as Davis and Mazin have teamed up on him>: And Eddie is in the ring, peppering a dazed Smith with punches and kicks. I wonder if Mikey Johnson realizes that Harbringer is the legal man.

Mazin: Steve? Harbringer and Smith look identical, dress identical, and wrestle identical. I don't think Mikey can tell them apart, do you?

White: No, but...

Davis: Steve, just calm yourself down before you start to cry. You're making yourself look foolish now as it is.

White: But you two are teaming up on me!

Davis: That's because you insult us every week.

White: Because you two are always arguing!

Mazin <for once, ignoring an argument>: Eddie tags in Jason. Eddie holds Smith's rib cage area open, and Jason pounces onto it with a vicious elbowdrop. Smith is holding the side of his ribs, and Jason now applies a body scissors/chinlock combination, trying to force a submission out of Smith.

Davis: Jason is close to his corner, though, and he tags in Eddie, who enters the ring and plants several hard kicks to the gut before Jason releases the hold and exits the ring. Good teamwork by the Deegans, as they work on Smith and keep the fresh man in the ring.

White: Eddie is off the ropes, and he attempts a big splash, but Smith gets the knees up, and Eddie is clutching his ribs. Smith tags in Harbringer, and the two are just beating the living piss out of Eddie!

Mazin: Johnson's trying to get Smith out of the ring, but Smith slams Johnson with an elbow to the head! Johnson is down on the mat, out cold! Jason enters the ring, and we've got a four-way brawl! Wait...Billy Classon is in the ring, helping Eddie pound on Harbringer!

Davis: Smith has just knocked down Jason, and he's signalling to Johnny Douglas! Douglas is reaching into his pocket...he's got a roll of quarters! Douglas throws the quarters in...but Garrett Kulash intercepts them?!

White: Kulash came down during the five-way brawl and the signalling, and he's the one who has the quarters! Kulash, as you know, is our most popular referee, as he lets the wrestlers get away with anything, which is why he was suspended by Shawn Coats for three cards!

Mazin: Smith walks over to Kulash and demands that Kulash hand him the roll of quarters! Kulash is refusing, and now Smith is threatening Kulash! Smith just slapped Kulash!

Davis: Jimmy Maxim just gave Jason his cell phone!

White: Jason strikes Smith with the cell phone in the back of the head, and that sends Smith stumbling into Kulash, who nails Smith with the roll of quarters! That paper roll just exploded, and there are quarters all over the ring!

Davis: What the fuck is going on?!

Mazin: Jason covers Smith, as Classon and Eddie are holding off Douglas and Harbringer! Kulash revives Johnson, and they are both making the count! Kulash can't make counts! He's suspended!

Kulash, Johnson, the commentators, and the crowd: ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

<The bell rings>

Smith: Ladies and gentlemen, your *new* World Tag Team Champions...Eddie and Jason, the Deegans!

White: We've got new tag team champions! The Deegans, with a little help from Billy Classon, Garrett Kulash, Jimmy Maxim, and Johnny Douglas, of all people, have won the NACW World Tag Team Titles!

Mazin: If you recall NACW Bad and Nationwide, it was a chair shot to Damon Harris that gave the Cult the titles in the first place. If you live by cheating, then you die by cheating, and the Deegans just gave the Cult a dose of their own medicine.

Davis: Wait a second...this one's not over! Commisioner Shawn Coats has come down to ringside! He's got a microphone!

Commisioner Shawn Coats: Wait just a damn second. Garrett Kulash, I told you earlier tonight that you were suspended for your actions over the past few weeks. You have no business in a NACW arena, unless you are a participant. You chose to make yourself a participant in this match, striking Kenny Smith with a roll of quarters after Jason Deegan nailed Smith with a phone. I can't reverse that decision, as a referee's decision is final. So, as unfair as it might be, the Deegans are the new World Tag Team Champions. However, I can punish those involved. Jimmy Maxim, you are fined $50,000 for your participation. Both Jason and Eddie Deegan are fined $50,000 for taking a cheap way out. Billy Classon, for interfering in this bout, you get yourself a little match next week. World title match, main event, next week's Slam Masters, Billy Classon will defend his World title against...

White: Against who?!

Coats: Against...Alan Soriano.

White, Davis, and Mazin together: WHAT?!

White: Alan Soriano, back in the NACW?! And he gets a World title shot with Billy Classon right off the bat?! That's not fair!

Coats: And as for you, Garrett, since you have made yourself a little participant in this match, you're wrestling next week as well. You will wrestle in a tag team match against the Cult. Your tag team partner? That will be...Guapo Miguel.

Mazin: Oh, come on! That's not right!

Coats: And Jason Deegan...Eddie Deegan...you two get a little punishment aside from your fine. You two will be fighting, next week, for the World Tag Team titles, three teams. Sex and Violence will be team one. "Big Dog" Justin Russell and "The Scottish Monster" Shaun McWhirter will be team two. Team three? "The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes and Insane Wayne. Here's to having some sleepless nights, boys.

<Coats exits amid loud boos from the crowd>

Davis: Bullshit...that's pure bullshit.

White: I agree with you. That's just plain stupid.

Davis: No, I said it was bullshit.

White: Well, we've got three matches made for next week, as Billy Classon fights Alan Soriano, of all people, for the World title. The Deegans fight three teams in a four-way match, as Sex and Violence, Justin Russell and Shaun McWhirter, and Insane Wayne and Jeremy Rhodes will battle for the World title. And what has to be the most ridiculous match, Garrett Kulash and Guapo Miguel fight The Cult.

Mazin: Man, Garrett's in some trouble.

White: We're out of time...we'll see you next week!

Time of Fall: 6:29.

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