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Tonight's house show aired from the Milwaukee Arena in Milwaukee,

Wisconsin. On the card...

Guapo Miguel v. Krunch

TELEVISION TITLE MATCH: Revolution v. Chameleon

U.S. TITLE MATCH: "The Lobo" Jeremy Rhodes v. Bob Booreng

Brian J. Blottie v. Rob Trainor

Billy Classon v. Shaun McWhirter

MAIN EVENT: Shawn Coats & Jason Deegan v. Ban X & Insane Wayne

GUAPO MIGUEL V. KRUNCH

Guapo showed up for this match with his hand in a box of Ding Dongs.

Krunch just showed up. After the start of the match, Guapo offered a

Ding Dong to Krunch. Krunch accepted, but Guapo then shoved Krunch into

the turnbuckle, and then hit an avalanche to send Krunch down. Guapo put

one fat finger on Krunch's chest, and then scored a three-count. His

celebration didn't live long, though, as the Flying Scotsman arrived and

decimated both men, and then stole Guapo's Ding Dongs.

REVOLUTION V. CHAMELEON

Chameleon, the Television Champion, retained his title; that was no

surprise to anyone. What was a surprise was Chameleon's completely

vicious attack on Revolution. Chameleon busted Revolution open and kept

digging at the cut. Finally, Chameleon ended up being a bit

merciful...he hit his ARSION Suplex and scored the three-count to keep

his belt.

JEREMY RHODES V. BOB BOORENG

Booreng was a surprisingly tough challenge for Rhodes, but Rhodes

retained his belt. The crowd actually got behind Booreng for a bit, as

Booreng nailed a few impressive moves, but after four minutes, it was all

Rhodes. Rhodes kept throwing Booreng to the outside and leaping onto him

with several different planchas. Rhodes slammed Booreng and then hit his

Lobo Press to retain the title.

BRIAN J. BLOTTIE V. ROB TRAINOR

Blottie wasted no time in putting trainor away. Trainor attempted a few

submission holds, but Blottie started nailing Trainor with everything he

had. After a DDT, Blottie hit Simply Legendary, and scored a

three-count.

BILLY CLASSON V. SHAUN McWHIRTER

Classon's first match back showed off his original blend of martial arts,

aerial moves, and technical wrestling. In fact, it was the style that

made him such a popular wrestler before his World title reign. Classon

was moving around the ring, striking McWhirter at several different

angles. At one point, Classon whipped McWhirter in, hit the ropes

himself, and hit a tumbleweed insiguri that was so fast, it was a blur to

most fans. Classon blasted McWhirter with a flying leg lariat, and then

hit his Decapitator to pick up the win, as well as the cheers of the

fans. Afterwards, McWhirter yelled that he's had enough of losing...it

was time to get as good as it gets.

SHAWN COATS/JASON DEEGAN V. BAN X/INSANE WAYNE

This preview of the Hardcore tournament semifinals pitted the two

experienced wrestlers (Coats and Deegan, with a combined 27 years in the

business, Coats with 12 and Deegan with 15) against the upstarts of Ban X

and Wayne. Coats and Deegan kept on the weaknesses on both men, and

looked quite experienced as a team, though this was their first known

outing as a team. However, Ban X and Wayne fought back, and Ban X even

came close to putting Deegan away. However, Wayne got seriously

double-teamed by both Coats and Deegan. Coats hit his Superstar Bomb at

one point, but Deegan was out cold, thanks to Ban X's X Marks the Spot.

Finally, the thirty-minute time limit expired, and the match was ruled a

draw.