Today's House Show emanates from Omaha, Nebraska.

-Guapo Miguel v. David Johnson
-VooDoo and Chris Widmayer v. Night Child and Lost Metal
-Josh Walters v. Krunch
-The Blood Brothers (Jeremy Rhodes and The Flying Scotsman) v. The
Farmers (Orville Pigdicker and Hooter Stumpfuck)
-Big O v. Mammoth
-Billy Classon v. Shaun McWhirter
-*MAIN EVENT* "No Fear" Bryan Storm (replacing the injured Alan Soriano)
and Brian J. Blottie v. The Cali Connection

=GUAPO MIGUEL V. DAVID JOHNSON=
Miguel and Johnson made the crowd laugh as hard as possbile, as the two
large men stumbled around the ring.  Johnson, about two minutes in,
passed out in the corner from exhaustion, and Miguel fell into the corner
with him, squashing him.  Miguel then fell on top of Johnson and scored a
three-count.

=VOODOO AND CHRIS WIDMAYER V. NIGHT CHILD AND LOST METAL=
Lost Metal, recovering from his broken leg, looked a little upset with
the sound people, as, instead of entering to a loud Metallica song, his
music was replaced with a Backstreet Boys song (c'mon, Metallica's
mediocre at best, but they aren't so mediocre that they deserve to have a
punkass like Lost Metal attached to them).  VooDoo and Widmayer then
promptly destroyed the little whiner, while Night Child was scared off by
a dust bunny from underneath the ring.  Widmayer hit the Black Out on
Metal from off of VooDoo's shoulders (Doomsday Device-style) and scored
the win.

=JOSH WALTERS V. KRUNCH=
Ah, why bother...Walters destroyed the Jim Duggan-lookalike, putting him
away with a tribute of sorts to Brian J. Blottie, using the Simply
Legendary for the win.

=THE BLOOD BROTHERS V. THE FARMERS=
Pigdicker and Stumpfucker were no match for the two most popular men in
the NACW.  Rhodes and Scotsman crushed the 300-pound-plus hicks, with
Rhodes and Scotsman using a stuff power bomb to get the win.

=BIG O V. MAMMOTH=
Mammoth is a new guy here, truly living up to his name at 480 pounds, but
that doesn't mean he's the next Brian J. Blottie...after all, he lost to
the slumping former Television Champion here.  Big O used an inverted DDT
to get a win on the fat guy.

=BILLY CLASSON V. SHAUN McWHIRTER=
McWhirter put up a good fight, but Classon ducked, weaved, and moved
around McWhirter long enough until Classon laid McWhirter out with a
savate kick to the jaw, at which the referee laid a 10-count on
McWhirter, giving Classon a knockout victory.

=BRYAN STORM AND BRIAN J. BLOTTIE V. THE CALI CONNECTION=
Alan Soriano and Blottie entered the ring for a special challenge match
against the Cali Connection, but commissioner Patrick Gottsegen
red-flagged the match before it could happen.  Soriano failed his
pre-match physical, due to two broken ribs, and Gottsegen sadly informed
the crowd that the match would have to be canceled.  However...that's
when "Whatever" by Godsmack began to play, and out walked Storm, looking
in as good of shape as ever.  He announced that he would replace Soriano.
 Storm and Blottie, of course, had their problems, considering that this
was the first time the two had teamed, but they ended up winning in the
end.  The power of the 266-pound Storm negated the speed of Johnny Coast,
and the speed of Brian J. Blottie negated the power of Johnny Blaze.  The
match ended when, with Coast and Blaze on the mat and Storm and Blottie
on parallel corners, Storm and Blottie landed their respective finishers,
Thunder and Simply Legendary.  Both men covered and got three-counts. 
Storm offered his hand in respect, and Blottie accepted.