#1: Alan Soriano

#2: Bob Booreng

#3: Rob Trainor

#4: Chris Kitching

#5: NEWSFLASH

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ALAN SORIANO

(The scene returns to Alan Sorianos game room. The third and final part

of the interview that Ross Howard is giving is about to begin..Now..)

Ross: Lets go back to the present for a second...Some of the names I have

heard you being called.."Paper Champion". "Weak Champion" And, from an

upstart in this federation named Brian Blottie, his publicist said that

his comments were that you are "The weak link in the NACW"...How would

you like to respond to this?

Alan: Well, its simple. Brian Blottie calls himself The True Living

Legend. So far, I must say that I am impressed by his outings. Hell, he

even pinned me at the last house show...That is, he held a bridge that

Chameleon mistakenly put on me. Any 2 bit jobber, any Guapo Miguel,

Revolution, and Krunch can hold a bridge..Its basic wrestling knowledge,

and I will give him that much. But you see Ross, I am deceptive. Many may

think that I am not a true champion. Many may think that I cannot hold

the belt. I say let them think that. I do not brag, I do not quarrel, I

go into the ring, give it my all, go in there with all of the intensity

and fire that I posses, and a will to win that is unmatched by any sports

team or wrestler. I get the task done. And I plan to continue to get the

tasks done until I lose that paper champion moniker. I have always wanted

to prove to the world that Alan Soriano is World Champion material. Now

that I have the belt I feel I so richly deserve, people still do not find

me worthy of the strap. I will defend it, at any costs, against any and

all comers. From Bob Boreng to The Drunken Russian to Brian Blottie.

Anyone. In fact, let me make it known that at the next house show, I hope

to have a title match with The Crushin Russian. But, that is up to the

promoters. I feel he is someone who needs have his ego adjusted to low

instead of high...To answer your question Ross, the proof will show

itself within the coming months, Ross.

Ross: And speaking of Blottie..At Clash, he is involved in a three way

dance..Winner gets a shot at your belt..Blottie, Rhodes, Scotsman...WHat

are your feelings?

Alan: First off: Flying Scotsman..

Scotsman, I have seen you do some crazy and amazing things in that ring.

You are truly a unique individual with great arial skills. But, you are

too eratic to win this type of match, and I frankly feel you will lose

because of a mistake on your part...

Rhodes. Oh man have we had some wars, Jeremy. From the HWA to the

rottweiler

incident. You will not win this match, Jeremy. You are, as is the

Scotsman, too erratic. Which will be your undoing. Frankly, you and the

Scotsman may battle it out amongst yourselves, team up against Blottie,

or whatever. But, you will not win, I feel. If you do, it could be the

biggest name main event since Hogan/Warrior I...But, afraid that will

not happen..

Which leaves me with Brian Blottie. Brian, as much as I despise your

arrogance and your overall greasy nature, I feel you are the only one

with the skills and the techniques and the peace of mind to win this

match. And after you do, an adjustment of your mind may be in the works.

After I am through with you, Blottie, you will r ealize that you are not

a true living legend. You may think you are, your peeons at Blot Corp may

say you are, but, like the women in your life, I am here to tell you that

your techniques in the ring, like your techniques in the sack, are far

from SImply Legendary..

Ross: Low Blow...

Alan: Sometimes, you have to play dirty to get what you want. But, I

digress. Blottie, you may think that this match is a chance for your

ticket to heaven. Well, once you enter the ring with me, you will realize

that Shawn Coats has given you, and you have earned, a one way ticket to

your own personal hell where I am the devil that whips you and makes you

submit to my every whim. And, when I nail you with..Wait, I may just want

to strap on my version of the figure four on you. Feel your legs

crackling..Hear your screams...And, I want you to say that I am the one

who is simply legendary in that ring. You will be screaming it, begging

me not to break both of your aging legs...

Rhodes, if you win, I want you to know that I can brawl with the best of

them. I have done several hardcore works...I can be beaten up, thrown

around and, like you, come back for more. Do not think for once that I

would hesitate to kick the holy hell out of you more so than you have

ever been. This is for gold, baby..I pull out ALL the stops!

And Scotsman, although I feel that you have an iceballs chance in a

furnace of winning this thing, I must say that stranger things have

happened. So, If I do end up facing you, just to let you know. I dont

care how you come in with your kilt and your punk nature. Fact of the

matter is is that I will just get it done and make sure that, like last

weekend, you will be bleeding.

Ross: Finally Alan, a question about the future..What do you see?

Alan: Well, lets talk about other futures first. Not mine, but those of

friends and foes of mine. Jason Deegan...Man, we were good friends..Two

of the best wrestling minds known to man. But, he turned on me after I

helped him recoop from his back injury. Fuck him, in that respect. But, I

feel the Hardcore title is in his reach. And, to my friend Ban X...I feel

that he may be the next US champion. But, not Hardcore. Deegan is

Hardcore.

Eddie Deegan will return, I feel, and take oevr the lightweight division

and make it a force once again.

As for Chameleon, another good friend, his Television reign will be one

of the longest title reigns in the hiistory of this franchise. But, he

may give it up for other gold..Maybe mine..We will have to see..

And finally, myself. I cannot predict the future for myself, although the

critics have already predicted Doomsday for me. But, all I know is that I

want to make this federation proud. This federation has been great to me

many times, and I want to return the favor by being its best and most

recognized champion..A true peoples champion. And, not like Dwayne

Johnson claims to be, but a true one. Never betraying fans. Staying true

to myself, giving my all for the fans. And being the best champion this

place has ever had. So, in conclusion, NACW, we will see who is a paper

champion a few months from now.. Classon, and whomever wins that three

way dance, you are the next to be Annihilated...Mark My Words!!

(A slow fade to black as the camera focuses on Sorianos green eyes and

serious face..The face of a champion...For Ross Howard, and the entire

NACW staff, goodnight.)

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BOB BOORENG

(Bob Booreng still wears several bandages as a result of the rookie

rumble. A naive cameraman approaches Bob for an interview.)

CameraMan: So Bob, you about healed now?

Booreng: The Bob says – you are gonna pay the toll. I am almost healed.

I just got back from the hospital. I got my wounds cleaned again and

signed autographs for some of the sick children. Those kids really

brighten up my day. They are so curious…

(Bob changes his tone – he gets more serious.)

Booreng: You know, I wrestled against "the Lobo" recently. Despite my

injuries, I gave him a decent match. It was my first shot at gold. I

was cruising along, had the match under control. Then this durn hangnail

(points at pinky finger) started acting up. The pain was nearly

unbearable, but I pushed on. "The Lobo" wrestled a better match. My hat

goes off to him.

CameraMan: What about your match against Red Leaf and Rasta Farian?

Booreng: You know, I was looking at the official NACW rankings on the

official NACW website (plug!). The funny thing is – I am not ranked.

Also, kind of humorous – Red Leaf is not ranked. However, that no

talent-fish-eating-surfer wannabe is ranked #14. Rasta, I am coming for

you. I don’t know you that well. I do know you ejaculated me from the

Rookie Rumble…

(Cameraman interrupts…)

CameraMan: Ejaculates? You mean ejected…

Booreng: Never interrupt the Bob! You better watch yourself or you are

going to take a trip to the to slap-down-shack-outback. Rasta, The Bob

says – You are gonna pay the toll!

CameraMan: What about Red Leaf?

Booreng: He is big and strong. I can’t compete with that. I can

outwrestle him though. If I get him into a technical match I will

destroy him. In a technical match, Red Leaf would be out of his depth in

a parking lot puddle.

Booreng: Now, excuse me. I am going to spend time with my fans. The

Bob is the most galvanizing guy in sports internetment!

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ROB TRAINOR

(Rob Trainor is sitting in a corner of his gym watching a tape of Sunday

Night Slam Masters)

Trainor: What the hell is with that? Boring my ass! If any of those fans

or the pussy announce team would like to step in the ring and feel the

pain of the Snap-Shooter or another of my various hold be my guest.

Announcer: What did you think about your match against Josh Walters?

Trainor: I loss enough said. I don't dwell in the past like WCW wrestlers

and Montreal Canadiens fans. My agenda is for the here and now. In

Calgary at the Supercard, I will show the world, not only what it is like

to see a Western Canadian boy win, but also to see a real wrestling

match. If I had my way I would wrestle nothing but shoot-fight matches.

But Shawn Coats wouldn't like that because this is a "wrestling"

organization. Seems to me, that he was mildly impressive, but I don't see

how a submission match could be in a Hardcore tourney.

Announcer: You've got Shaun McWirter in Calgary, what's your plan for

him?

Trainor: Same as always make submit to the pain of one of my many

submission holds. But I think this is the time and place to start kicking

some American ass. Here in Canada we recognize talented wrestlers like

myself and Bret Hart, we don't misuse them like some people would seem.

My legions of fans across the world will tell you that.

Announcer: Speaking of your hatred for Americans what are you going to do

about Big O? ((Uh...Big O is Canadian, isn't he? - SC))

Trainor: I take exception to his comments, I only speak for myself and my

legions of fans. If he or anyone else in this fed have a problem with me,

I placing an open contract on the table, anytime, anywhere. I'll be ready

for all takers because I've got balls to step into the ring with anybody.

Now the greater question is does any body have the balls to get in the

ring with me?

Announcer: Who would you most like to take on in the ring?

Trainor: Personally, I want either Shawn Coats, so he can feel the pain

of my Snap-Shooter or Alan Soriano or whoever the champ is at the time

because I deserve a shot at the belt because I'm the only person in the

NACW who can bring prestige to the NACW belt. Personally, I would like my

own belt the NACW Shootfighting champion, we can have a Tournament and

include me and some other wrestlers who aren't in my league talent wise

and we could shootfight in an octagon. But Coats doesn't want me to be

any champ.

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CHRIS KITCHING

(Chris "The Deal" Kitching and Vanessa are surrounded by reporters

outside of his hotel in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where he was in town for

the weekend taking in an NACW Event.)

Reporter: Chris, you have been in the NACW for a few days now. What is

your impression.

Chris: You see it goes like this, The Deal believes that no one can draw

a crowd like he can. No other NACW star can draw heat like I can. No

one comes as close to me when it comes to style and profile. So you see,

it's simple, in time, I will rise to the top of the NACW with little

questions asked. Sure, there may be a few set-backs along the way but

they don't call me "The Deal" for nothing. I am prepared for whatever

the NACW sends my way, but the problem is, I will put each one of their

asses out of commission. The closest they will ever get to the NACW

again will be watching "The Deal" on TV from their hospital beds.

Reporter: So who are you going to challenge first, Chris?

Chris: Seeing how I am the hunted, not the hunter, it would be too easy

to line up a match for myself. I will take on anyone at anytime, but

right now, I am calling out Chris Widmayer. You now have the chance to

go head to head with greatness, and then get SPIKED by the one and only,

Chris Kitching. You go about beating the hell out of people in bars,

fighting the camera crew, well, Chris, if you think those are real fights

then you're a damn fool. I will show you what it is like to fight, hell,

you haven't seen a thing from me yet, but you will be the first to get a

taste of "The Deal" and what he has to offer to the NACW.

Reporter: So you have now challenged Chris Widmayer. When will you two

wrestle?

Chris: I think that the best place for us to wrestle is at Clash of the

Titans on April 14th. Remember to mark that date on your calendar,

because it will be the first match in the NACW for "The Deal" and it will

also be his first win. One of many more to come. So, Widmayer, step up

to the plate, and face me at Clash of the Titans. That's all the time I

have for you reporters. Get out of my face.

(Chris and Vanessa jump into Chris' sports car and drive off leaving the

reporters behind)

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NEWSFLASH

[An NACW house show is being shown on a television, on the new

all-wrestling channel. Suddenly, a news flash comes up]

Newscaster: "We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news of a fire.

The Flying Scotsman's house has went up in flames. We're going over to

the scene now, where Steven Baker is standing by."

Steven: "Thanks. Earlier today, firefighters were called to put out a

fire, in The Flying Scotsman's caravan, where he lived. They arrived too

late, and the place went up in flames."

"The Flying Scotsman was NOT inside the caravan at the time, although he

is missing, and is wanted by the police for questioning."

"So far, there is no known cause to the fire. The only thing the police

discovered was this........"

[Holds up a sign, saying "I have no friends"]

"It was hung on a fence, near the caravan, and was signed by the

Scotsman."

"What this means we are not sure..we will have more updates on this, when

we can."