WIRE INDEX:

#1: Insane Wayne

#2: Josh Walters

#3: Chris Widmayer

#4: Alan Soriano

#5: Red Leaf

#6: VooDoo

#7: Bi-Polar Bear

INSANE WAYNE

<<Scene>> Camera opens to the front of the Meadowood Hospital, A Place

for People With Special Needs. It is dark out, and only a few lights are

on. Standing by the curb is Insane Wayne. Next to him is a suitcase, with

clothes hanging out, and a big sign that says, "I AM INSANE". Wayne is

wearing a ripped up t-shirt, and a pair of sweat pants. Wayne has the

Little Doll hanging out of the pants. Wayne has duct tape wrapped all

around his head. Wayne is standing there, shaking his fist at the

Hospital.

Insane Wayne - DAMN YOU! I HATE YOU PEOPLE! YOU SAID I WOULD WIN! YOU

LIED TO ME! SCREW ALL OF YOU! I AM LEAVING!

<<From the Hospital>> SHUT THE HELL UP!

Insane Wayne - WHAT! YOU ARE LUCKY I AM LEAVING. OR I WOULD COME UP THERE

AND KICK YOUR ASS! I HATE ALL OF YOU!

<<Insane Wayne sits on the curb, and puts his head in his hands.>>

How come I have no friends. I know you are my friend Little Doll. But I

have no other friends. I really need a friend right now. See, I have this

duct tape wrapped around me, cuz I am injured. And the duct tape helps.

But what I really want is a friend. I need a friend to talk to. Somebody

that will listen to me. Not someone like them crazy fools in there.

Someone that will understand me. That's all I ask for. A little

understanding. It's not my fault I am Insane Wayne. I didn't make me this

way. They did. Yeah, I know you remember them. Yeah, I don't like them

either. Hey Doll, do you have any friends that would like to meet me?

Damn, you aren't any help. I guess I am going to have to go out into the

big world, and meet some new friends. But, on April 25th, I get to meet a

friend. Mr. Faith. I am sure he would like to be my friend. And then,

when we are friends, we can go out for some Ice Cream. Yeah, Ice Cream.

AHHHHH! You scream, I scream, we all scream for Ice Cream. Yeah, a

friend. And then, we could go see a movie. Yeah, that would be so swell.

What? What do you mean he can't be my friend? Oh I see. He can't be my

friend, because I have to wrestle him. So. He can still be my friend. Yes

he can. WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO HAVE FRIENDS! What? He called me what?

How do you know, I didn't hear him say that. Oh, your sources told you.

Wait a minute, what sources. You don't have any sources. You did? When?

What? Stop lying to me. Yes you are. Why are you saying that he said

that. I just want somebody to be my friend.

<<Insane Wayne gets up, grabs his suitcase and large sign, and starts to

walk down the road>>

I am going to find a friend. Mr. Faith, I hope we can become friends.

AndI really hope that the Doll is lying t me. I really hope you didn't

say those things about me. Because then, we won't be friends. No, we

won't. And then, you will see what I do to somebody who said those things

about me. I will have to give you a Str8 Jacket. And I really, really,

really hope I don't have to do that. I just want to be friends.

<<Insane Wayne walks down the road, away from the Meadowood Hospital, in

search for a friend.>>

JOSH WALTERS

<<The scene opens to a small tavern/bar. It is dim and the sound of

music

and laughter fill the bar. The camera pans the room showing mostly well

dressed white people. They seem to be sipping at red wine or cognac.

The camera then moves over to the bar area where one man sits working on

a long-neck bud. The camera moves up next to the man and shows his face

full. There is a knot on his forehead and some unshaven stubble graces

his chin. The man is Intensity Josh Walters. He looks up at the camera

and smirks.>>

Walters: Well, how are you?

Cameraman: Not too bad. How are you doing? That knot looks pretty bad.

Walters: Oh it's nothing much. That is just from my head hitting the

mat after the drop of vodka. Damn! I thought I had that match. So

close but as my father once told me "Close only counts in horseshoes and

hand grenades." The Russian got me but it was a close match.

Cameraman: What did you think of the rest of the card?

Walters: Well the "Deal" got the win over Widmayer but I agree with

Widmayer saying that the "Deal" was lucky. Widmayer keep it up son

because you have a great future. Then we saw Jason Deegan win the

Toughman/Hardcore Title. That was a great match and each man put forth

great effort. Icefire I want a shot at that title. I was dissapointed

when I wasn't entered in the tournament. If you want a challenge I have

one for you. Anytime, anywhere, any match! Anyway, then we saw the

first triple-threat match. Rasta and Booreng looked good but Red Leaf

was just too big for both of them. Next, came a worthless tag match that

I have already wasted too much time on. Then, we saw Obediah become

number 1 contender to the T.V. title. Big O watch out because the Amish

man is on the loose. Next, my match. We all know how that turned out.

We then saw new tag team champs crowned but who really care about that.

I could probably take both those guys at the same time. Then Big O with

an assist from Team Classon got the victory and the title. I saw that he

wants to put the title up against me. That is great and I will take the

match but I doubt the bookers will see it that way. Anyway, we saw a

Eddie Deegan return and when the Light Heavyweight Belt. Be on the

lookout Deegan because Widmayer is tough. Then came the first win for

Trainor. Blottie will get a world title shot after winning a great

match. Great job Blottie and good luck! And then we were treated to a

great match between Soriano and Classon. Any doubts I had about either

man were put to rest after that match. Great job guys.

Cameraman: What about the new management?

Walters: Well, it seems as if nothing has changed. I still get

overlooked and Kitching gets a T.V. title shot. Same old crap. Hell

even Chameleon gets into a match and he couldn't last a minute against

Big O. Sometimes I get really pissed about my lot in life but I was

dealt this hand and now I have to play it.

Camerman: Blottie did say that he didn't want to team with Chameleon.

He mentioned bringing in someone who wasn't scheduled to be there. Could

this be you?

Walters: How am I suppossed to know? Blottie is calling the shots. If

it is me then I will be there in a heartbeat. But I don't know why

Blottie would choose me? Well I guess we will leave that up to him.

How about you stick around and have a few drinks with me?

Cameraman: Sounds good to me. Anything to keep me from having to do an

interview with Chris Kitching.

<<The camera fades out.>>

CHRIS WIDMAYER

[Smoke fills the air as music begins to play and the voice is reconized

as Tom Petty on his new Echos tour. A closeup is shown of Petty as he

finishes his opening song and the fans begin to cheer loduly and the

smoke clears the air. Tom clears his throat and begins to address his

screaming fans]

Tom Petty(waving): Hello Irving New Yorkkkkkkk....

[The crowd scream wildly]

Tom Petty: Well people this be your lucky day. This morning I met with

a very special person and if any of you follow wrestling well then you

know who this person be. He last night made his debut in Calgary,

Canada....

[The crowd begins to scream as The Heartbreakers play a little recut

version of Kashmir as Chris Widmayer walks out wearing a pair of jeans, a

Tom Petty Echos t-shirt, and he has he blood stained Lucha mask drapped

over his left shoulder]

Tom Petty: CRAZYYYYYYYY CHRISSSSSS WIDMAYERRRRRRR!!!!

[Fans roar as Chris waves and shakes Tom Petty's hand. He then walks up

to the end of the stage and gives a few fans high fives]

Tom Petty: Me and Crazy are gonna sing us a song together but first I am

gonna let him give all you all a little words of enlightenment.

Chris Widmayer(smiling): Helllooooooooooo New Yorkkkkkkk.... I just want

to let all you know that April 25th in Las Vegas, Nevada I am gonna do

something and thats walk into MGM Grand and take the gold strap that I

deserve and prove myself in the NACW. Oh yeah Remember ONE thing, There

are Crazy people and there are stupid people, and dog gone it I am one

crazy mother *bleeeeep*

[The Heartbreakers begin to play on the guitar as Chris and Tom sing "You

Don't know what its like to be me" and the crowd goes nuts as the sky

fills with smoke. The song ends and Tom walks up to the mic]

Tom Petty: Chris I wanna thank you and I damn well know I will be at the

MGM Grand backing you up 110%.

Chris Widmayer: The pleasure is all mine Tom.

[Chris waves to the fans as he walks down the stage to the back stage

area when he is immediatly rushed by a group of ESPN reporters]

Reporter(yelling): CHRIS!!!! CHRIS!!! Can we get a quick word??

Chris Widmayer: Hell why not I am in a good mood today....

Reporter: Do you have any words about Deegan's comments that he made

earlier today?

Chris Widmayer(laughing): Do you have anything to say when people go

around talking like there something?

Reporter: Well I gu....

Chris Widmayer: DON'T INTERUPT ME DAMMIT!!! Now Deegan or Diablo

whichever you wanna go by I just wanna let you know that when Chris

Widmayer steps into the ring he doesn't step out until he completes what

he is there to complete. You just like Kitching thing because your in the

big leagues your some big shot all of a sudden. WELL BUDDY THE CRAZY ONE

IS GONNA BLACKOUT YOUR MEMORY AND STRAP THE GOLD AROUND MY WAIST.

Reporter: What about the comments Mr. Kitching made about your match?

Chris Widmayer(laughs): Who?

Reporter: Chris "The Deal" Kitching....

Chris Widmayer: Once again, Who?

Reporter(clueless look): Um the guy who beat you yesterday....

Chris Widmayer(grabs the reporter): You get it straigt dickhead last

nights match was a fluke. He should be Lucky Chris no The Deal because

the only Deal about him is the way he's gonna hit the bottom after Big O

gets his hands around his neck.

Reporter(scared): O..O..Okay, Well one more question. VooDoo?

Chris Widmayer: The greatest thing the NACW will see since The Flying

Scotsman... VooDoo is gonna take you all by surprise and when me and him

decide to combine forces the NACW better back off because where gonna

bring down the house. Because remember one thing when the shit hit's the

fan there is no stopping where it goes....

[The scene fades to black as Chris signs a few autographs for fans and

swings around his lucha mask]

ALAN SORIANO

(The scene opens at Aliso Hills Country Club in Aliso Viejo, California.

More specifically, behind the fifth tee box...The view down the fairway

is gorgeous:Its a beautiful day, making the grass look green and

lifelike. The hole does a dogleg left into a bunch of trees..There are

hydrangia bushes at one side of the tee box, and they are seen

rustling...Then, more rustling..Just then, a young man carrying a

microphone with the NACW logo on the side trips and falls out of the

bushes...He is in khaki shorts and a polo shirt with golf spikes and no

socks...The young man gets up, and walks right up to the screen,

microphone in hand...His face covers the screen as he gets up close and

whispers...You can tell hes trying to grow a goatee but its not

working..)

Cameraboy:(Whispering) This is it! Where the NACW World Champ plays golf!

Oh, before I go on..Im Ken Eatmon...Im new to the NACW...I just got done

with an interview with that arrgant windbag Blottie...Sheesh! Hes so full

of hot air I dont know why he doesent enter a baloon race! Entering

himself!I begged Patrick Gottesegen to get me this interview, and he told

me I had to find it, so here I am! I had to run past a crack security

team..Those golf carts go really fa..Wait! I think I see him! Only my

second interview and I am gonna interview a guy with gold on his waist!

(Under his breath)

Unlike the first interview...Wait! Here he comes!

(The camera turns and it shows Alan Soriano. His golfing foursome

includes NACW commentators Ross Howard, Adam Pulsford, and Steve

White...Howard and

Pulsford are dressed for the weather..each in khaki shorts and polo

shirts...White wears jean shorts and a t-shirt, going casual. And Alan

wears a Vans logo polo shirt, black pants, a black hat, and some new

Black Flys..Each has a caddy..The four men appear on the screen

discussing various things...)

Ross: Well, Adam, the best set of tits on a valet has to go to Tammy

Sytch!

Adam: No way in hell, Howard...Gotta be Terri Runnels...

Steve: Well, for my two cents, its gotta be that Malinda girl thats

dragging that bastard Chameleon by his huevos!

(All laugh, not noticing Eatmon...)

Adam: Alan, whos your pick?

(Alan is standing by his golf bag, drinking out of a water bottle..He

chooses his driver and gives the men a funny look...)

Alan: Who do you think? God guys...

(They all laugh..four men having a good time away from the

spotlight..Untill...)

Kenny: HEY GUYS!

Ross: Who the hell are you?

Adam: I have seen this kid..Hes the one who did that interview with

Blottie...

Ross: Oh yeah..the Rookie!

(Adam and Ross nudge each other...Alan walks over to the kid..)

Alan: Look kid..I came out here to escape the press..Thats why I brought

some of the press with me...How did you get here?

Ken: Press pass..

Adam: Bullshit..

Ken: I snuck in..

Alan: Look kid..I am very flattered that you took all of this effort to

get to me..So, Ill tell you what..What do you wanna know? And make it

fast...

Ken: Well, how are your ribs?

Alan: A bit sore, but not broken..Should be fully healed by bell time on

Sunday.

Ken: Your face looks better..

Alan: Swelling healed up..Although my eyes are a bit puffy...

Ken: What were you and Gottesegen negotiating? Some important contract,

some important shift in your title reign?

Alan: No actually, we were discussing beer.

Ken: What?!!

(The other three men crack up..)

Alan: A beer run..We were a bit bored backstage, so we thought we would

go get some beer and play the Sony Playstation..Me, Alexa, him, and some

of the security guards were gonna play Warzone...But, someone had to get

the beer, so we were discussing that. Happy?

Ken:(A bit dissappointed)I..guess..so...But..What about this weekends

match?

Alan: SImply put:The way Blottie was talking about Chameleon, calling him

what he used to call me, the weak link of the federation, I do not see

that team going very far against anyone, let alone two superior talents

in the NACW, two of the true legends such as Billy Classon and myself.

Blottie, he and I are gonna have our chance face to face, one on one at

the next pay per view when he finds out what real legends are made of.

Sunday you will get a nice taste of what true champions are made of when

you step into the ring with Mister Classon, and myself. And, who knows.

Maybe you do have the stuff to be a real champion. But, you know what

happens to people who rise too fast? Their freefall is as quick as their

rise to power and fame. And Blottie, that may be the case with him as

well..

Steve: I reckon we better hurry up, man...

Alan: ALlright, allright...As for Chameleon..Steve was right..Your

getting dragged around by your Johnson by some manipulator..I just hope

you know what risk you are taking...Maybe SUnday will be the day that I

beat some sense into your sorry ass! Finally, Billy Classon. I know he is

training hard right now, as he always does. One thing Billy has always

had is a helluva work ethic. And brother, I hope you know that I am

training as well. This is just a bit of relaxation time to get my mind

focused..I cannot focus if I am all jumbled up, and golf helps me out.

Now, something else..NACW...You have called me a horrible representative

of this federation, a weak champ..Well, let me tell you all one thing

right now: Maybe its time for me to get a little more verbal..A bit more

in your face..Maybe I should let it be known how I feel a bit more

often...Expect more out of your champion, NACW...Expect a new dedication

to the defense of this belt and a little bit more of an edge from your

champ..And thats all I gotta say...

(Alan heads up to the tee box to tee his ball up...Eatmon is giddy..)

Kenny: I just talked with the World Champ! I dont believe this!

(Suddenly, four big men come up in two golf carts...They stop and grab

Eatmon...)

Kenny: HEY WAIT! IM AN EMPLOYEE OF THE NACW!

Guard: Your tresspassing on Private Property...It dont matter who you

are!

(Pulsford and Howard laugh)

Both: Rookie..Ah ha hahhahaha!!!

(The scene fades to black..)

RED LEAF

<Scene opens with Red Leaf, in his apartment. He's watching the tape of

Clash of the Titans, where he won the three way between himself, Booreng

and Farian.>

Red Leaf: Red Leaf happy. Red Leaf is now the next wrestler to get a shot

at the NACW United States Championship. Red Leaf may not be the Number

One Contender. Red Leaf doesn't need to be ranked number one to be the

next champion.

Red Leaf: Red Leaf gotta say, Jeremy Rhodes... Las Vegas, Nevada, that's

where we face in ten days, ten days at the MGM Grand, you, Rhodes against

Red Leaf. Red Leaf himself have to hope he win the title. Red Leaf hope

you can keep up with Red Leaf, so you can atleast give him some

competition.

Red Leaf: Red Leaf have to give the credit to Bob Booreng and Rasta

Farian... Good match. Bob, you have some unique tactics that were used in

that match. Rasta... uhh, mon... Red Leaf hope he gets to fight you in

the future. If Red Leaf ever go to Kingston, and not Kingston, Ontario...

He'll call you up.

Red Leaf: Red Leaf will give some more credit... Revenger and Blood Boy,

congratulations on the NACW Tag Team Titles. There had to be new tag team

champions, and you two prevailed.

Red Leaf: Red Leaf has no more to say, other than he really likes the fan

support he got Wednesday Night at the show, and to warn all champions,

Television, United States, and World of his coming, especially since he's

just been in the NACW for three weeks or so. Red Leaf see ya all later.

VOODOO

{Camera fades from white on to an apartment building in New York City.

The camera zooms out as a black limo pulls up in front of the building.

The chaffuer gets out and opens the door for the passengers. The first

man out of the car (Donovan McNabb) is wearing khaki dockers and a

Syracuse Orangemen Navy #5 jersey. The second is wearing a khaki suit.

A third person gets out and she is wearing a white flower dress. They

exit the limo and begin to preceed into the building. The camera follows

as they all enter the building, but fades to white.}

{It returns as all of them are in the room..the room contains a love seat

and a laz-e-boy chair. McNabb is in the Laz-E as VooDoo and Kristi are

together in the love seat.}

Donovan: Hey Voo, whats up with that press conference you had yesterday?

Voo: You know mang, its just what ya gotta do when you're making a big

move, hell you know what its like staying for your senior year. You were

just doing what people would expect out of any college student, staying

to graduate, but you had to have a press conference to declare it. Its

fu..{Kristi hits him in the arm, then gets up and leaves the camera

view}..its messed up.

D: Yeah I know, hey thanks for flying up here on such short notice. It

means a lot to me you know, but i gotta run you two have fun and I'll

see ya tomorrow..{Gives VooDoo two backstage passes to the NFL Draft}

V: Check ya later man.

D: Oh yeah I left you a suprise in the vcr.{Donovan gets up and closes

the door behind him. VooDoo streches then finds the remote and turns on

the vcr. Kristi comes to sit down with him as the video plays..(Walsh :

We are just going to lay tha shit down on you, What do all you British

boobs say about that?

(Crowd "ARF'S")

[Voo] Well I ain't British but (looking to Stacey) you could say I

possess a great set of boobs...{Kristi looks at VooDoo and smacks him and

leaves the room once again. VooDoo stops the tape and puts in another.

He motions to the cameraman to zoom in on the tv. The camera then

switches to the tv as it plays....

{VooDoo is sitting down in a full winter suit as fake snow is falling all

over. He is sitting with his shot gun at his side and is smoking a

blunt...}

V: Halloh folks, and welcome to Wintah Voo's Huntin' Expedition. Todhay

we be hunting the biggest fairy in the world. Whats that you say?

Crowd: Marv Albert?

V: Nooooo...This is even more of a fairy, because Marv can bite, this

animal is too much of a pansy to do that..

Crowd: Chris Kitching?

V: No but yet another good guess, you are getting closer though...

Crowd: Scotsmans cameraboy?

V: Hmm you guys are good, but just a bit outside. Im pretty sure the

'Scots cameraboy can beat up the animal we are hunting, and probably

Kitching and Albert too..but hell that would be a fight to see. The

raging homosexual Albert vs Chris 'I cant spell Kitchen' Kitching. Im

getting sidetracked now, so Im just gonna tell you. The Bi Polar of

course is the biggest patsy of the world.

Crowd: Ohhhh!

V: And well since we are hunting such a harmless animal Im putting away

my gun and pulling out this brand new, shiny brown ¼inch thick RUBBER

BAND!!!!

Crowd: *Gasps*

V: Yes folks, the good old RUBBER BAND....Studies show that the

trajectory of this rubber band off my fingers will be more than enough to

crack the skull of the Bi Polar Bear. Who wants some Bi Polar Bear

brain?

Crowd: WE DO!!!!

V: Exactly what i thought, and i will go out on a limb and say I will

bring home some brains for you this evening...but not only that, i will

do it with out the rubber band, but with this TOOTHPICK!!! But before i

can take out the BPB i have to find one. So now i have to turn to my

special partner, the one and only Kristi..

Crowd: *Cheers* {Some crowd members whistle as Kristi makes her way to

the set. She is wearing a short skirt and a tight tank top and its

obvious she just came from the freezer as her nipples are erect.}

V: Welcome Kristi{kisses her}..but uhh are those bullets in your bra..or

are your nipples glad to see me?

{laughter from the crowd, as kristi lightly hits him on the shoulder}

V: Kristi we need you to find us a BPB, so do your stuff..{he grabs her

by her hands and starts spinning her around and then stops of a few

circles and she points to the snowy background} Ah ha, your never fail

method shall help us once again..Lets go..{camera fades to black....it

comes back as the set has be changed, and only VooDoo is there armed with

a toothpick.} Well its been about an hour now, and still no sign of the

evil creature. Morale is no longer up and has started to slowly

drop..{just then a guy in a polar bear suit painted pink comes running on

stage and stops in front of VooDoo} Ah ha I have found it, the my

worthless creature on earth.

BPB: Meow

V: Ah it is coming on to me..I cannot wait any longer and must attack

before it tries to rape me. {The BPB comes at VooDoo and he swings the

toothpick and hits the animal in the leg..the camera glitches and the BPB

leg falls off and blood starts to pour out of the opening. It falls to

the ground and VooDoo wipes off his nose.} Well, well well. It looks

like i have you now. {He licks the blood off the toothpick} You see you

weak creature, there is nothing that can stop me, or this toothpick...

BPB: meooooooooow

V: What was that? You want some more? {With that VooDoo hits the BPB

in the left shoulder and its right arm falls off..just then the video

cuts back and VooDoo swings and hits the BPB in the right shoulder and

its right arm falls off. VooDoo grabs the arm and scratches himself with

it.} You know what BPB? I've been thinking that you should continue to

keep your mouth shut, because i really dont want to kill you now. You're

so worthless that it wasn't even a remote challenge beating you..{The BPB

attempts to make a noise but VooDoo hits it in the neck and its head

comes rolling off. VooDoo picks up the head and the camera fades to

black...it fades back and the crowd is now on stage and the all have a

piece of the creatures brain on a plate} Thats all the time we have for

today everyone, enjoy..}

{Camera cuts back to the apt room, the lights are off and then the camera

turns back to the t.v. and it displays...To Be Continued...}

BI-POLAR BEAR

(Press conference. A man in hospital scrubs enters and sits down at the

microphone.)

Orderly: Welcome everyone. I know you're all here to have your questions

answered about the new addition to the NACW, the man known as Bi-Polar

Bear. I am his orderly and will be taking your questions. So who's

first? <points to reporter> You sir.

Reporter: Where is Bi-Polar Bear? I thought we would get to speak with

him.

Orderly: I am sorry but he will not be here today, he was quite upset

this morning and could not make it out today. As I said, I will be able

to answer your questions. Next?

Reporter: Good Morning. I was wondering if you could shed some light on

a question everyone is asking, what the heck is a Bi-Polar Bear?

Orderly: <chuckles> Yes, that is one stupid name, but it was his idea and

he is sticking with it. You see the Bear suffers from bi-polar

dissorder, manic depression if you will, and being that he is from the

antartic, where there are polar bears, he thought it was a logical name

to use I, like most of you, think it's ridiculous. Especially since most

people don't know what bi-polar dissorder is.

Reporter: This dissorder, will it have an impact on his wrestling?

Orderly: Definately, it's one of the reasons that I am confidant that he

will climb the ranks of the NACW quickly. Bear's mood is unstable and

usually ranges to severe depression to psychotic rage, sometimes jumping

quickly from one to another, this can be somewhat controlled with

medication, it can also be manipulated. Go a few days without giving him

the right pills and he'd rip the head off his own mother.

Reporter: Is that why he is not here? He's gone psychotic?

Orderly: Actually no, he's crying. As I said, his mood swings are

drastic and he is just depressed today. However, I will make sure that

the medication scheduele we put him on will greatly lower the chances of

him having an episode like this in the ring. He's going to be nothing

but pure rage. So you better watch out greasy black magic man,

Mr.VooDoo, you can be as confident in your abilities but they will do

nothing to save you from the monster Bear's condition turns him in to.

He will beat you silly, then try to literally tear you apart until I have

to sedate him. And when it's your "medication time", Bear's going to put

you right out.

Reporter: You are sounding pretty confident yourself. Is Bi-Polar Bear

physically ready for this match?

Orderly: Well a lot of Bear's work outs come in the form of fits he

throws, and there are a lot of those. He was sick awhile ago and his

weight dropped to under 250 pounds. But he is recovered and his weight

is up to 260 pounds or so. We would like to see him around 270-275 but

what he may lack in weight, will be more than made up by his hatred.

Alright, we have time for one more question.

Reporter: There have been rumours of Bi-Polar Bear's ring attire being a

little uncommon, could you clarify this?

Orderly: Bear likes to wrestle in a straight jacket. Those are not even

used on the craziest of people anymore, but he insists on wearing it. I

am against it so I refuse to strap his arms behind his back, which he has

reluctantly accepted. He wears the jacket out of self-hatred, he is not

able to use his hands making things harder for himself. I don't know

whether the NACW will allow him to wear it, they haven't decided yet. I

do hope they let me know soon, because if the answer is negative it's

going to really depress Bear and I am going to need some time before his

match to get him out of it. Whatever the dicision, I can assure you that

Bi-Polar Bear, with his size, strength, ability, and above all, his

mental condition, providing him with inhuman rage, will open many eyes as

he wreaks havoc on the NACW, letting everyone know when it's their

"MEDICATION TIME"!